Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink,
if only a bomb would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You’re giving me fits.
I’d rather take baths with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver, pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework my teacher assigns.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You’re last on my list,
I simply can’t see why you even exist,
if you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!